Are Your CATS Old Enough To Learn About Jesus? http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45814?

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I can't believe you found this. I feed about 30 feral cats in the woods behind my house. I could have a d^mned revival with that many LOL This is the craziest thing I have heard yet. Cats with loose morals and sleeping around. omglol. You have made me hysterical. Thanks for making my day. You don't know how badly I needed this. Thanks again.

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My cats, like me, are smart enough to realize Jesus doesn't exist. Their favourite song is "Dear God" by XTC.